Conspiracy: Don't be too Paranoid

Don't be too paranoid kittens. Nobody is running the world, they're just clumsily trying to :p

"In those huge ministry buildings after one o'clock in the morning, there are so many lights on, so many lights are burning in the chancellaries
and the ministries of the governments of this planet and you know why? Because it's getting out of control, it's slipping from their grip. They are worried.
They're poring over maps, they are looking at computers, saying: 'what the hell are we going to do?!' They're not gayly conspiring to run the world,
they're frantically planning to try and hold on to their pathetic bit of turf."