The media will make you sick much sooner than any Bird Flu.
Symptoms!!!! ARE YOU SCARED YET!?!
* fever
* cough
* sore throat
* muscle aches
* conjunctivitis
* in severe cases of avian flu,
it can cause severe breathing problems
and pneumonia, and can be fatal.
OH NO! YOU PROBABLY HAVE IT RIGHT NOW!?
MAYBE YOU'LL BE LUCKY AND DIE OF FEAR FIRST!?
Well whattayaknow, seemed to have passed without much chaos hasn't it?!
Remember! The only way to feel less scared is to buy shit you don't need!